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Vice Recognition
- Rana: Okay, I'm getting tired. I just wrote that an audio system has vice recognition.
- Melissa: [Digital Female Voice] Your OnStar 2.0 system has detected your increased lust factor. Please select from the following options: 1) Display internet porn on central console 2) Engage external sensors for GPS - global prostitute selection 3) Connect to a local escort service 4) Take precautionary measures by displaying a picture of your mother-in-law. Please note that option 4 could be a hazard to your driving.
- Rana: Okay, that's going on Infinite Notebook.